Alexisss

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

justcallmeriann:

Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.

hitlersasshole:

eridan-breivik:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

i hope it’s eridan

fucking sonic

dspressed:

I cried so hard. Please watch and reblog this to help save a life.

dspressed:

"Screamo" "punk" and "emo"
Bands have reduced suicide rates by 89%.
I dare you to say this music is “shit.”

dspressed:

JUST BECAUSE SOMONE HAS A SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND THEY’RE LAUGHING DOESN’T ALWAYS MEAN THEY’RE HAPPY.

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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